On a scale of Katniss Everdeen to Ned Stark, how much would you say you trust the government?
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So I found this twitter account that offers the best life advice. I’ve been living by their teachings.
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
"Now she’s got me twisted
Like an old beach roller coaster.” -Luke Bryan